"Yeah take it into the closet but don't use any of Fiat's Vaseline!" "Make sure that they bring that goat porn" "Would you like me to get rid of the loincloth?" "You say this is a party, but everyone here is sober, and there are no hos whatsoever." "Mack is mistress of subtility." "If he didn't love a 1879 copy of a book...I'd smack him!!!" "I'm very flexible....that's why I'm a liberal." "One slutboy does not a party make.....One slutboy with a keg however." "I watched 10 minutes and felt like throwing up." "Crap bag? Who lights things on fire. . .just don't light yourself on fire. . .then you'd be a big sack of shit on fire." "Or, since he was our Mac Daddy for so many years, will he dress like a pimp and we have to be his "ho's"?" "I hate him more than that, but I don't wanna waste space for those poor bastards with dial up." "It's all just an elaborate hoax to get you to say you wanted lumps I could recreate a stunt I saw on Looney Tunes. So there." "Wish Dr. Wretch could make you feel better, but if it's not smut related, he's your basic quack." "Gee, I guess the whole Republican thingy got me the "Bible" deal, but I suspect that the fact that I am a devout atheist might present a problem." "Danny, did you make sure to click "man"?" "And what is Tones dripping? It ain't WATER! BUT it is coming from his crotch!" "Buttercup he got that skank preggers while cheating on his wife." "Hey, I suck at math too. Could we be soulmates?" "PC is politically correct and well, Mac (Matt) just isn't."